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Mary: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
John: Snowflakes.
Mary: Whats red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
John: Sandy Claws.
Mary: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
John: Ribbon hood.
Mary: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
John: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Mary: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
John: Frostbite
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