riddles & jokes...
1. What do you call Santas helpers? 聖誕老公公的幫手叫什麼?
Ans: Subordinate Clause 聖誕老公公附屬品 (雙關語:附屬句子)
2. Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
聖誕老公公的哪隻馴鹿最需要注意態度舉止?
Ans: Rude-olph. 魯道夫 (rude=粗魯)
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
雪人與吸血鬼相交會變什麼?
Ans: frostbite 凍瘡 (frost=霜; bite=咬)
4. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
為什麼聖誕節就像平常在辦公室上班一樣?
Ans: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
你做了全部的工作但是全部的功勞都被那個穿西裝的胖子搶走了
5. Four reasons why Santa cannot possibly be a man. 四大原因為什麼聖誕老公公不可能是男的
Ans: (1) Men cant pack a bag. 男人不懂怎麼打包行李
(2) Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
男人寧願死也不願被抓到穿紅色絲絨
(3) Men dont answer their mail. 男人不會回信
(4) Men arent interested in stockings unless someone is wearing them.
男人對長襪沒興趣除非有人穿著它
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